My preferred method of contact is pigeon post. If you are within pigeon flight range of the San Francisco Bay Area, simply train your birds to a feed mixture that includes trace amounts of applewood smoked bacon, and Balvenie DoubleWood 12 Year Scotch. They should have no trouble locating me.

If you have no carrier pigeons, or if you’d prefer your message to be delivered in a more high-tech and immediate fashion, I suppose email contact will suffice.

sd33mike [at] gmail [dot] com

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